Cum in your face . . .
… is one of those things that’s way more erotic in the idea of it than in the actuality. It’s sort of like sex on the beach, where it sounds good, but the reality is a lot of grit in the wrong places. I’m sure cum in your face is fun for the cummer, but for the receiver it just sort of feels like a someone is dripping not quite hot coffee on your face, and then afterwards...