Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Are any of those pictures you?
Q. Why not, I bet you’re a hot little bitch.
A. To the right kind of guy, I am the hottest bitch imaginable.
Q. Why didn’t you follow me?
A. I don’t follow that many people just to keep my dashboard uncluttered, if you REALLY want me to follow you, send me an email.
Q. How do I get you to check out my blog?
A. Reblog something from me. I always at least check out the site of people thatt make the effort to reblog something from me.
Q. So I reblogged you, why didn’t you reblog something from me?
A. Don’t take it personally. I could love your blog, but all your stuff might be too pornie for me on the day I’m looking. I might be looking to add some color and all your stuff is black and white or vice versa. I might have opened your page and then gotten a phone call. I might like your stufff, but not think its for me. There are a million reasons why I might not have re-blogged you.
Q. Do you like turtles?
A. I do. I like turtles a lot.
Q. Why are you on tumblr?
A. Mostly its a way for me to dissipate nervous energy. I’m sort of a squirmer and writing and conference calls are hard, so tumblr is this near effortless diversion I can use as a snack.
Q. Would you ever post pics of yourself?
A. Probably not.
Q. Do I know you?
A. Almost certainly not.
Q. What do you find sexy?
A. Intelligence, confidence with an acknowledgement of your own limitations, imagination, people who are comfortable being themselves, people who make the first move.
A. Phonies. People who act like they know what another person is thinking. Insensitivity. Nastiness. In physical terms - I’m not crazy about snot or bodily odors. I hate it when someone burps and I can smell it.